it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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