Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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