Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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