what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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