is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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