i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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I need you to use more vowels.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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