Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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