took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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