Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Two words: nipple clamps
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