problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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