I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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