apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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