They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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