Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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