i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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