Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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