Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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