so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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