hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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