Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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