She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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