So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Even my vagina gasped.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
