i was rollin on her like bob the builder
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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