I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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