But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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