So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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