I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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