i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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