You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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