how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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