I've blown a few things in my day
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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