When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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