If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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