What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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