when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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