I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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