Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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