I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
