Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We are two peas in an std pod
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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