i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This is my gift to your gina
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
