Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
