all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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