Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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