Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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