READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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