I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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