David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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