Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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