If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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