i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Michael Bay diarrhea
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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